Work Title: [Podfic] Epitaph

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Harry Potter | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Petunia Evans Dursley & Lily Evans Potter.

Character(s): Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley.

Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Unhealthy Relationships, Emotional Hurt, Petunia Suppresses Her Feelings Like A Good Englishwoman, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 16 August 2022. Revealed: 26 September 2022. | Time: 3 minutes, and 3 seconds.

Summary:

draculard's original summary:
"Thought we might go to the churchyard today," Petunia said.

This has been podficced for HP Podfic Mini Fest 2022. This work has also been podficced for Podfic Bingo 2022 to 2023 for the square: Read Slowly (for you).

Work Title: [Podfic] Don't feed the plants

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Little Shop of Horrors (1986) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Minor or Background Relationships.

Character(s): The President of the United States, Audrey II Offspring, Original Characters.

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, References to Canon Deaths, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Thinly Veiled President Trump Insert, Epistolary, News Articles, Morbid Political Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 10 May 2022. | Time: 8 minutes and 1 second.

Summary:

From the archives of The Daily Paper, dated December 22nd, 2017:

In a press conference this afternoon, the President admitted that the murderous plants were indeed not entirely friendly towards humanity, but compared them to poison ivy.

"Nefarious plant life has existed before, and we have our way of dealing with it," The President pointed out. "If they make your skin itch, you can rub on a little aloe vera. It's a great drug and a fine solution to any plant related problem. The real threats to this country are Democrats and foreigners."

There has been a run on aloe vera at all national stores, along with toilet paper.

This has been podficced for Voiceteam 2022 Round 1: Fanwork of Your Mascot Challenge - Create a fanwork of any medium involving your team's mascot. It could be fanart, text or oral not!fic backstory, podficced text, yarncraft, a cake, or something we haven't thought of yet! (For Team Green B-Leaf, our general mascot is 'plants'.)

Title: [Podfic] Candy's Handbook for the Recently Deceased

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Pose (TV 2018) | Category: Gen

Relationship(s): No Romantic Relationship(s)

Character(s): Candy Ferocity

Tags: Canon Trans Character, LGBTQ Character of Color, Canon TWoC, Canon Character of Color, Canon Sex Work, Canon Sex Worker(s), Canonical Character Death, Trans Character Death, Sex Worker Death, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Haunting, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes.

Time: 15 minutes, and 17 seconds.

Summary: lapsed-bookworm’s original summary:

Candy had asked a petite, buck ass naked woman with an electrical cord wrapped around her neck if it was possible that she’d missed her own funeral. She’d shaken her head no but wasn’t able to talk around her crushed windpipe for a further explanation. From what Candy could gleam from the other ghostly residents of the motel, there was a tugging in the direction of any such event and a knowing that someone remembered them.

The only problem with this was that Candy needed someone to think about her for the first leaving to take place. She was also at the mercy of the fickle streams of time in this recently deceased state. It felt like she’d been dead for ages, but a living person may have only gone through a few hours.

Ideally - hopefully - she would experience her first pull when someone realized she was missing, and knowing the House of Ferocity, that might take until the morning when she hadn’t come back from her shift.