Static Whisper

Work Title: [Podfic] Mandrakes

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Harry Potter | Category: F/F.

Relationship(s): Minerva McGonagall/Pomona Sprout.

Character(s): Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout.

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Domestic, Old Married Couple, Mandrakes, Repotting Mandrakes, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-5 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 15 November 2022. Revealed: 30 December 2022. | Time: 2 minutes, and 2 seconds.

Summary:

ChokolatteJedi’s original summary: Minerva helps Pomona with a yearly chore.

This work has been podficced as a gift for the HP Secret Santa Rare Pairs 2022 exchange.

Work Title: [Podfic] Epitaph

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Harry Potter | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Petunia Evans Dursley & Lily Evans Potter.

Character(s): Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley.

Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Unhealthy Relationships, Emotional Hurt, Petunia Suppresses Her Feelings Like A Good Englishwoman, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 16 August 2022. Revealed: 26 September 2022. | Time: 3 minutes, and 3 seconds.

Summary:

draculard's original summary:
"Thought we might go to the churchyard today," Petunia said.

This has been podficced for HP Podfic Mini Fest 2022. This work has also been podficced for Podfic Bingo 2022 to 2023 for the square: Read Slowly (for you).

Work Title: [Podfic] Of Full Moons and Rain

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Harry Potter | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): No Romantic Relationship(s).

Character(s): Remus Lupin.

Additional Tags: Remus Lupin POV, Werewolf Remus Lupin, Young Remus Lupin, Pre-Hogwarts, Hopeful Ending, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 1 August 2022. Revealed: 1 September 2022. | Time: 9 minutes, and 37 seconds.

Summary:

Evening12's original summary:

Remus' life has taken on a routine that revolves around the full moon.

This work has been podficced for HP Drizzle Fest 2022.

Work Title: [Podfic] some fictions we took to mean fate

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Merlin (TV) | Category: M/M.

Relationship(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon.

Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Gaius, Gwen, Leon, Uther Pendragon, Iseldir, Mordred, Morgana, Morgause, The Disir, Characters from Welsh Mythology.

Additional Tags: POV Alternating, POV Arthur Pendragon, POV Merlin, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Merlin Loses Control Over His Magic, Arthur Finds Out About Merlin's Magic, Everyone Finds Out About Merlin's Magic, Uther Pendragon's A+ Parenting, Arthur Leaves Camelot, Arthur/Magic User Reconciliation, Getting Together, Kissing, Fade To Black / Implied Sex, Canon-Typical Violence, Major Character Injury, Brief Angst, Merlin Regains His Magic, Hopeful Ending, After Camlann Merlin Big Bang, Podfic, Podfic Length: 5-6 Hours, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 17 August 2022. | Time: 5 hours, 40 minutes, and 15 seconds.

Summary:

MyKingdomComeUndone's original summary:

Destinies are troublesome things... Merlin has lived with the knowledge of his and Arthur's shared destiny ever since he came to Camelot two years ago, but an attack during a routine patrol sets in motion a series of events that could make or break the prophesied golden age.

Or, Merlin is hit with a curse that takes away his control over his magic, and the resulting revelations force Merlin and Arthur to face their past mistakes and to decide what exactly they want their future to look like.

This has been podficced for the 2022 round of the After Camlann Big Bang with many thanks to a canon pronunciation beta, Old English beta, a fellow podficcer's friend who provided Welsh pronunciation, and fellow Podfic Turtles. Beta-ing was more like spot treatment, so any mispronunciations remaining are my own. For listeners it may bother: There are some remaining clicks from my laptop after the editing process.

Work Title: [Podfic] Out of the Cauldron (Into the Fire)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Harry Potter | Category: M/M.

Relationship(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter.

Character(s): Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter.

Additional Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Draco Malfoy's Trial, Ministry of Magic, Implied/Referenced Torture, Psychological Torture, Isolation, Broken Draco Malfoy, POV Draco Malfoy, POV Second Person, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 22 May 2022. | Time: 2 minutes, and 47 seconds.

Summary:

Drarrelie’s original summary: After weeks of nothing, anything can be too much, everything thoroughly unbearable — it's hard to say what's worse; where you were, where you are, or where you're going...

This has been podficced for Voiceteam 2022 Round 3 - Speed Run Challenge: Create a podfic in less than an hour. You can choose it beforehand—the hour starts when you turn on your mic to record. Feel free to give each other tips for how to streamline the process! Bonus points if you post within the hour as well.

Work Title: [Podfic] Whispers To A Saint

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Prodigal Son (TV 2019) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright.

Character(s): Gil Arroyo, JT Tarmel, Dani Powell.

Additional Tags: Episode: s01e12 Internal Affairs, Gil Arroyo POV, Protective Gil Arroyo, Mental Health Issues, Canon Typical Ableism / Sanism, Minor References to Self-Injury, Malcolm Bright Needs a Hug, Catholic Gil Arroyo, Prayer, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 16 May 2022. | Time: 7 minutes, and 9 seconds.

Summary:

Cornerofmadness’ original summary: Gil rules out nothing when it comes to helping Malcolm.

This has been podficced for Voiceteam 2022 Round 2: Wavelength Challenge - Create an audio fanwork that feels very *you*: maybe it centers on a favorite trope, character, fandom, performance style, etc. Share it with your team and explain why you chose it.


For Voiceteam 2021's Wavelength Challenge, I did a Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright fic for the 'Gil being Malcolm’s parental figure' aspect, and returning to Prodigal Son and this ship just feels very me. So, here we are again for Voiceteam 2022's Wavelength.

Work Title: [Podfic] Don't feed the plants

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Little Shop of Horrors (1986) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Minor or Background Relationships.

Character(s): The President of the United States, Audrey II Offspring, Original Characters.

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, References to Canon Deaths, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Thinly Veiled President Trump Insert, Epistolary, News Articles, Morbid Political Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 10 May 2022. | Time: 8 minutes and 1 second.

Summary:

From the archives of The Daily Paper, dated December 22nd, 2017:

In a press conference this afternoon, the President admitted that the murderous plants were indeed not entirely friendly towards humanity, but compared them to poison ivy.

"Nefarious plant life has existed before, and we have our way of dealing with it," The President pointed out. "If they make your skin itch, you can rub on a little aloe vera. It's a great drug and a fine solution to any plant related problem. The real threats to this country are Democrats and foreigners."

There has been a run on aloe vera at all national stores, along with toilet paper.

This has been podficced for Voiceteam 2022 Round 1: Fanwork of Your Mascot Challenge - Create a fanwork of any medium involving your team's mascot. It could be fanart, text or oral not!fic backstory, podficced text, yarncraft, a cake, or something we haven't thought of yet! (For Team Green B-Leaf, our general mascot is 'plants'.)

Work Title: [Podfic] Breaking Bread

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Prodigal Son (TV 2019) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Malcolm Bright & JT Tarmel, Malcolm Bright & Dani Powell, Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright.

Character(s): JT Tarmel, Dani Powell, Gil Arroyo, Malcolm Bright.

Additional Tags: JT Tarmel POV, Lunch, Sharing Food, Background JT Tarmel/Tally Tarmel, Dani Powell POV, Sleepwalking, Breakfast, Malcolm Bright Can Cook, Gil Arroyo POV, Injured Teammates, Medical Liquid Diet, Hurt/Comfort, POV Alternating, Podfic, Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 1 May 2022. The work will be revealed (and the above link will work) later today, after the deadline. | Time: 26 minutes and 31 seconds.

Summary:

Twice_before_Friday’s summary: Sometimes, when things are going wrong, a meal with a friend is all that's needed to turn things around.

This work has been podficced for Vanilla Pods 2022, a podfic fest devoted to food related fanworks.

Heads up: The descriptions of Malcolm Bright not eating very much food, losing weight, and speculation on how long it's been since he last ate a substantial meal may be triggering to those with disordered eating and/or an eating disorder.