Static Whisper

Work Title: [Podfic] Mandrakes

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Harry Potter | Category: F/F.

Relationship(s): Minerva McGonagall/Pomona Sprout.

Character(s): Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout.

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Domestic, Old Married Couple, Mandrakes, Repotting Mandrakes, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-5 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 15 November 2022. Revealed: 30 December 2022. | Time: 2 minutes, and 2 seconds.

Summary:

ChokolatteJedi’s original summary: Minerva helps Pomona with a yearly chore.

This work has been podficced as a gift for the HP Secret Santa Rare Pairs 2022 exchange.

Work Title: Mittens

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Merlin (TV) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Gwen & Merlin.

Character(s): Gwen.

Additional Tags: Vaguely Season/Series 01 Set, Not Canon Compliant, Nålebinding | Nalbinding, Mittens, Domestic Magic, Camelot Countdown, Read by the Author, Transcript Available, Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 1 December 2022. | Time: 58 seconds.

Summary:

The pattern doesn't use magic. Officially speaking.

For Camelot Countdown for Prompt 1: Mittens.

Work Title: [Podfic] The End Of Our World

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Harry Potter | Category: M/M.

Relationship(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter.

Character(s): Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter.

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Robbery, Angst, Sad Ending, Unhappy Ending, Death, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-5 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audiot Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 26 June 2022. Revealed: 11 September 2022. | Time: 3 minutes, and 39 seconds.

Summary:

LupusMundi's original summary:

When Draco had first envisioned his death, he figured he would die in the war. He would get caught in the crossfire, and he would die fighting for something he wasn't even sure he ever truly believed in.

When Draco had envisioned his death, the thought hadn't crossed his mind that one day he would be unlucky enough to be caught in a robbery.

This has been podficced for a Major Character Death themed fest Kill Your Darlings.

Work Title: [Podfic] Interference

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: What We Do In The Shadows (TV) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): [None.]

Character(s): Guillermo de la Cruz, Documentary Crew.

Additional Tags: Episode: s03e10 The Portrait, Spoilers for Episode: s03e10 The Portrait, Claustrophobia, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 15 August 2022. Revealed: 24 August 2022. | Time: 2 minutes, and 55 seconds.

Summary:

fabrega's original summary:

"It's a documentary."

This has been podficced as a Treat for the Summer Podfic Swap 2022.

Work Title: [Podfic] Whispers To A Saint

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Prodigal Son (TV 2019) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright.

Character(s): Gil Arroyo, JT Tarmel, Dani Powell.

Additional Tags: Episode: s01e12 Internal Affairs, Gil Arroyo POV, Protective Gil Arroyo, Mental Health Issues, Canon Typical Ableism / Sanism, Minor References to Self-Injury, Malcolm Bright Needs a Hug, Catholic Gil Arroyo, Prayer, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 16 May 2022. | Time: 7 minutes, and 9 seconds.

Summary:

Cornerofmadness’ original summary: Gil rules out nothing when it comes to helping Malcolm.

This has been podficced for Voiceteam 2022 Round 2: Wavelength Challenge - Create an audio fanwork that feels very *you*: maybe it centers on a favorite trope, character, fandom, performance style, etc. Share it with your team and explain why you chose it.


For Voiceteam 2021's Wavelength Challenge, I did a Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright fic for the 'Gil being Malcolm’s parental figure' aspect, and returning to Prodigal Son and this ship just feels very me. So, here we are again for Voiceteam 2022's Wavelength.

Work Title: [Podfic] Don't feed the plants

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Little Shop of Horrors (1986) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): Minor or Background Relationships.

Character(s): The President of the United States, Audrey II Offspring, Original Characters.

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, References to Canon Deaths, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Thinly Veiled President Trump Insert, Epistolary, News Articles, Morbid Political Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 10 May 2022. | Time: 8 minutes and 1 second.

Summary:

From the archives of The Daily Paper, dated December 22nd, 2017:

In a press conference this afternoon, the President admitted that the murderous plants were indeed not entirely friendly towards humanity, but compared them to poison ivy.

"Nefarious plant life has existed before, and we have our way of dealing with it," The President pointed out. "If they make your skin itch, you can rub on a little aloe vera. It's a great drug and a fine solution to any plant related problem. The real threats to this country are Democrats and foreigners."

There has been a run on aloe vera at all national stores, along with toilet paper.

This has been podficced for Voiceteam 2022 Round 1: Fanwork of Your Mascot Challenge - Create a fanwork of any medium involving your team's mascot. It could be fanart, text or oral not!fic backstory, podficced text, yarncraft, a cake, or something we haven't thought of yet! (For Team Green B-Leaf, our general mascot is 'plants'.)

Work Title: [Podfic] If you can’t buy it, make it

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: S.W.A.T. (TV 2017) | Category: F/F, F/M, Multi.

Relationship(s): Kira (S.W.A.T.)/Ty (S.W.A.T.), Chris/Kira (S.W.A.T.), Chris/Kira/Ty vee.

Character(s): Christina "Chris" Alonso, Ty (S.W.A.T.).

Additional Tags: Chris Alonso POV, Polyamory, Gift Making, Fluff, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 5 May 2022. | Time: 2 minutes and 17 seconds.

Summary:

lapsed-bookworm's summary:

For 'Holiday Fic Prompts 2019' Week 1: Candy Cane Fluff. Option 1-b: Gift Finding Woes.

This has been podficced for Voiceteam 2022 Round 1 - Time Warp Challenge: Record an audio fanwork in a fandom you used to be in but hadn't created fanworks in for at least one year before this round started.

Work Title: [Podfic] Work, Eat, Sleep Together

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Prodigal Son (TV 2019) | Category: F/F.

Relationship(s): Dani Powell/Ainsley Whitly.

Character(s): Dani Powell, Ainsley Whitly.

Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Food, Established Relationship, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: MP3.

Language: English. | Posted: 27 April 2022. The work will be revealed (and the above link will work) on 1 May 2022. | Time: 3 minutes and 32 seconds.

Summary:

Annide's original summary: Ainsley and Dani lose track of time while working a case together.

This work has been podficced for Vanilla Pods 2022, a podfic fest devoted to food related fanworks.

Work Title: [Podfic] him

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: Major Character Death | Fandom: Merlin (TV) | Category: M/M.

Relationship(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon.

Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon.

Additional Tags: Angst, POV Second Person, Merlin POV, Prose Poem, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Posted: 26 February 2022. It will be revealed (and the above link will work) on 31 March 2022. | Language: English. | Time: 1 minute and 28 seconds.

This podfic has been created for the Out Of The Auditary 2022 Fest, which creates podficced works outside of the standard fiction format (meta, not fic, epistolary, chat fic, poetry, etc.).

Summary:

arthur_pendragon's original summary: always—always be my fishwife of a servant, merlin.

Work Title: [Podfic] Prisms

Rating: General Audiences | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: Merlin (TV) | Category: Gen.

Relationship(s): No Romantic Relationship(s).

Character(s): Merlin.

Additional Tags: Pre-Magic Reveal, Merlin POV, Musings on Magic, Seasonal Changes, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Time: 1 minute and 56 seconds.

Summary:

mithrel’s original summary: There was magic around Camelot, and it changed with the seasons.